The bell rang loudly and Fred sat down calmly as his teacher, Mr Bi, strolled into the classroom. He
stank strongly of onions and garlic. Suddenly, Fred had an urge to go to the bathroom. During the
lesson, he could resist it no longer, so he put up his quivering hand and asked, “Sir, may I please go
to the bathroom?”
stank strongly of onions and garlic. Suddenly, Fred had an urge to go to the bathroom. During the
lesson, he could resist it no longer, so he put up his quivering hand and asked, “Sir, may I please go
to the bathroom?”
Mr Bi’s crimson face turned around at once. “Why didn’t you go during morning tea break?”, he
exclaimed, “You’ll just have to wait.”
exclaimed, “You’ll just have to wait.”
“Sir”, he begged, “Why must I wait?”
The teacher’s instant reply was, “Because I said so…”